(Note: Narrated By Bufo from Wolfoo World.)
Have you ever remembered where Blaze, Rei Kizuki and Aina Kazemi got possessed by The Monster Machine Demon and killed Everyone In Axle City?
I have
Anyway Before we start, I would like to tell the people who watched a Nick Jr. Show called: Blaze And The Monster Machines. (If you are living under a rock.)
The show was about a Red Monster truck named Blaze and his Partner named AJ who's going on an adventure with the other Monster Machines.
But there's only one problem.
My story begins here.
I was playing a game on my Nintendo Switch.
Just then, I heard the doorbell rang.
"Who could that be?" I asked "I better get the door."
I opened the door and It was a Blaze And The Monster Machines DVD.
The DVD Cover consists Blaze and AJ in Axle City with the text above them saying: "Blaze And The Monster Machines: The Complete Monster Machine Series!".
I got so excited to watch this.
I put the DVD in the DVD Player and I sat down on the gold couch to watch it.
The DVD Started with the Nickelodeon Logo but The Nickelodeon text was red.
Then it showed the Nick Jr. Frogs but there were terribly injured and the background was red and the lilypads were being torned a little bit part and the Nick Jr. Frogs then (Somehow) started to speak.
"Help us... Please... Anyone?" The Nick frog said in the voice of DDD from Pinky Dinky Doo "Me and my son have beaten up real bad by these Monster Truck Machines... Because... We were to weak too stop them..."
"They also made us look like jerks." The Jr. Frog said in the voice of Nemo from Finding Nemo "Please... Tell them not to do it... Save Yourselves... Please... Will You?"
After the speech, A Devil Piano version of the noedolekciN Jingle can be heard as The Nick Jr. Logo faded onto the frogs.
The WildBrain Logo.
Then it showed the WildBrain Logo but it was same from "Machine Murdering Spree" and The W Alien (somehow) started to speak in the voice of Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
"And also... I have beaten up real bad too... Please... Tell them not to do it... Save Yourselves... Please... Will You?"
After the speech, A sdikOVT Jingle can be heard.
After that, It took me to the menu but it was the same from the opening DVD and There was an Instrumental version of the theme song and there were 7 options.
The 7 Options were...
- Play All
- Episode Selection
- Special Features
- Previews
- Set Up
- Games
- Visit Nick Jr.
I pressed Play All to watch all the episodes.
After the rest of the episodes, there was another episode called "The Evil Monster Machines", It was very weird. So, I decided to play it.
But there was a warning screen, and Aina Kazemi's voice was reading it.
It said, WARNING: We hate to stop the Monster Machine fun here, but this episode was made by Clenny Brown, a former animator of Nick Jr, who was fired for his gruesome ideas, if you're too scared and have a bit of fear, please press the "Go Back" Button. Or, if you're brave enough, Let the Monster Machine fun begin! Viewer discretion is advised.
"Oh dear..." I said, "I Don't think this is gonna be good."
The Season 8 Intro played but the sky was red, and the music was demonic, but nobody noticed it.
When it got to the end... The logo was completely red.
Here's What The Voice Sounded Like, Unfamiliar.
After the Intro, The Episode began, Then A Title card came up but it was red and it reads: The Evil Monster Machines. Instead of Blaze reading it, A Demonic Voice said it.
Then The Title card faded out and the episode began with Blaze, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Watts, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg, and Rei Kizuki looking at the red sky.
"Oh Hi." Blaze greeted the Camera "We're watching the sky, but something is wrong. What's Wrong with the Sky?"
There was 5 seconds of Silence.
"Yeah, It's Red. The Sky turned Red for some reason." Blaze said, "Are you seeing what I'm seeing guys?"
Aina Kazemi said, "Oh we are, Blaze. We are."
Rei Kizuki said, "Yeah, don't we all?"
Then, there was a Dark Figure that teleported in front of the Monster Machines.
Stripes asked, "Um, who are you?".
The figure said, "I am the Monster Machine Demon! And-".
But The Monster Machines Demon was interrupted, as Blaze, Rei Kizuki, and Aina Kazemi groaned, but it sounded as if their voice actors (Nolan North, Jason Biggs, and Ana Sani) were annoyed.
Rei Kizuki asked while groaning, "What the hell do you want from us, Monster Machine Demon?".
Aina Kazemi replied while face-palming herself, "Yeah, what my brother said. We literally don't have the time."
"NO QUESTIONS!" The Monster Machine Demon Said, "PREPARE TO BE CHOKED YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!"
I was so shocked because no one doesn't swear in a kids' show like that.
The Monster Machine Demon then sprouted out 10 tentacles and grabbed Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla and Watts by the neck and began to choke them.
Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla, and Watts choked and screamed at the same time and then they were coughing out blood.
As Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla, and Watts were being choked, Their Looks Began to change.
Blaze now had his same design from "Machine Murdering Spree".
Rei Kizuki now had his same design from "Machine Murdering Spree".
Aina Kazemi now had her same design from "Machine Murdering Spree".
Crusher was completely black and had black eyes and red pupils.
Pickle was completely red and had black eyes and red pupils.
Zeg was completely red and had black eyes and red pupils.
Stripes was completely red and black striped, and he had red pupils.
Starla was completely red, and her cowboy hat was now dark red and a black star on it and she had black eyes and red pupils.
Darington was completely red and had black eyes with red pupils.
And Watts was completely red and had black eyes and red pupils.
The Monster Machine Demon then let Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla and Watts and then Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Starla and Watts fell to the ground with no pulse.
Then, they all got up, but they didn't say anything.
Aina Kazemi replied, her voice demonic, "We are no longer the Monster Machines... We are now..."
"The Evil Monster Machines!" Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla, and Watts boomed with their voices low.
Blaze, Rei Kizuki, Aina Kazemi, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Stripes, Darington, Starla, and Watts decided to use their newfound powers for EVIL!
Rei Kizuki berated, "And with this power, we are going to kill everyone in Axle City, AND NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL STOP US!!!!"
Blaze berated, "Let's split up to kill everyone!".
So, they split up around Axle City.
It then cut to AJ looking for Blaze.
Just then, Blaze teleported into the shot.
"Hello, AJ." Blaze greeted
"Whoa! Blaze, what happened to You?" AJ asked
"I am now The Evil Monster Machine," Blaze answered
"The WHAT?!" AJ Gasped
"The Evil Monster Machine!" Blaze answered
"But Blaze, this isn't like you." AJ Said
"I know it's not me..." Blaze said, "And It's Time to Die!"
"Wait... WHAT?!" AJ Gasped
Blaze then grabbed a katana and sliced AJ as he screamed in agony.
It then cuts to Gabby who is looking for someone who needs help.
Then, Aina Kazemi and Rei Kizuki teleported into the shot.
"Hello, Gabby." Aina Kazemi greeted sinisterly.
Gabby said, "Aina? Rei? What happened to you too?"
Rei Kizuki said, "Don't ask questions, time to die, Gabby!".
Aina Kazemi and Rei Kizuki then grabbed a chainsaw and started ramming them up Gabby's chest as Gabby screamed in pain.
It then cuts to Gus and Joe talking to each other.
"Hey, Gus." Joe said, "Have you heard that there's something wrong with Blaze and his friends?"
"Nope," Gus answered.
Just then, Crusher teleported into the shot.
"Hello, Gus and Joe." Crusher greeted
"Oh my god!" Gus said.
"Crusher? What happened to you? And Where's Blaze's Partner, AJ?" Joe asked
"Blaze killed him and I am now The Evil Monster Machine." Crusher Answered "And Now... It's Time to Die!"
"Uh oh..." Gus whimpered.
Crusher then grabbed a katana and sliced Gus and Joe as they screamed in anguish.
It then cut to Speedrick, minding his own business, when Darington, Starla, Zeg, Stripes, Pickle and Watts teleported into the shot.
Speedrick asked, "Uh, what are you doing here?".
They didn't say anything as they got out buzzsaw and rammed Speedrick as he screamed in agony.
Blaze, Aina Kazemi, Rei Kizuki, Crusher, Pickle, Darington, Starla, Zeg, Stripes, and Watts laughed maniacally as they were causing a lot of damage.
Blaze screamed, "TIME TO KILL EVERYONE ELSE!!!!".
Aina, Rei, Crusher, Pickle, Zeg, Darington, Starla, Watts, and Stripes yelled, "YEAH!!!!!".
It then showed a montage of the Monster Machines killing everyone else in Axle City.
Then it faded to black.
The screen came back up, but it was at the fate of Axle City.
Everything was on fire, the screams of the monster trucks that Blaze and his friends killed can be heard, as well as a creepy music box version of the theme song.
Then, The Evil Monster Machines teleported into the shot with evil smiles on their faces.
"Hello, suckers." Blaze greeted sinisterly.
"We have killed everyone in Axle City," Darington said.
"Yeah!" Starla agreed.
"And Zeg and friends use many weapons to kill everyone," Zeg said.
Stripes said, "And as for Blaze, Aina and Rei, it was their second time."
Crusher said, "And even though I'm already bad, I've never felt so much power!!!".
Pickle replied, "And if you're watching this, Bufo..."
"We're coming for you next!". Rei Kizuki berated.
"See you next time, suckers..." Aina Kazemi and Watts began.
"AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!!!" They all chorused.
Then, they all drove away offscreen laughing evilly.
I was so shocked! Were they talking to me?
I said, "How did they know my name?".
Then, the credits came up. But the background was red, and the music was demonic.
The logos came up, but holy SHOOT they were broken.
They were all the same when the Numberblocks had to encounter Blaze, Aina, and Rei.
There wasn't a jumpscare, there was a message, that said, "Bufo... you can't hide forever... We will kill you, your parents, and all of your friends!". And Aina's voice was whispering before she laughed demonically with the others.
I took the DVD out and smashed it with a hammer.
I could never see Blaze and the Monster Machines the same way ever again.
(The End)