Caillou: The Watery Eye Infection

Before this tale truly begins, I would like to tell you about the 2000 show from PBS Kids called Caillou, if you are living under a rock.

the show is about a 4 year old bald kid named Caillou who uses his imagination to create adventures, but there's one perculiar episode and it stays in my mind, okay, now on with the story.

I was minding my own business, when I accidentally stepped on a package, it was yellow with the letter C in Caillou.

"Wow." I thought. "Whoever must have a yellow package with a letter C?"

I then used a pair of scissors to open it up.

Inside of the package, was revealed to be a Caillou DVD.

The DVD cover had Caillou, Rosie, Boris, Doris and Gilbert on a background of the Anderson's house with the logo above them reading: "Caillou - The Imaginatively Complete Series!"

The spine of the cover had the logo with the text: "The Imaginatively Complete Series".

And back of the cover had a never before seen episode called "The Watery Eye Infection".

"An never before seen episode?" I asked. "is this supposed to be a kids show?"

This was very intresting to me, I went to my portable DVD player, and placed the DVD disc in it.

It started out with the PBS warning screen and PBS Kids logos, but they were off.

The PBS Warning screen logo came up, but the background was blue, and the text was soaked in water like someone cried on the text of the warning screen.

PBS Kids (TWEI) Variant — The PBS Kids logo in the Watery Eye Infection.

The PBS Kids Dash Logo came up, but the background was blue and so was Dash, and when he thought, wailing was heard in the background

After these confusing logos, it showed the menu, which was different.

The DVD menu had the same features the website

I then pressed "Play All" to watch all of the episodes.

Before the episodes played, there was a "Play All" sequence.

The "Play All" sequence featured

All of the episodes that played in complete order from 1997 to 2010 were:

Caillou Makes Cookies
Caillou Isn't Afraid Anymore
Caillou Hates Vegetables
Caillou's All Alone
Caillou Tidies His Toys
Caillou Learns To Drive
Caillou At Daycare
Caillou Joins The Circus
Caillou Is Afraid In The Dark
Caillou's Friends
Caillou Visits The Doctor
Big Brother Caillou
Caillou Goes Shopping
Caillou In Bathtub
Caillou Gets Dressed
Caillou's Teddy Shirt
Caillou Goes Round The Block
Caillou's Hiding Place
Caillou's Birthday Present
Caillou And Gilbert
Caillou's Summer Goodnight
Caillou Is Scared Of Dogs
Caillou Goes To The Zoo
Caillou's Rainy Day
Caillou At The Beach
Caillou's New Shoes
Caillou's Snowman
Caillou Is A Clown
Caillou's Special Friend
Caillou Rakes The Leaves
Caillou's Big Friend
Caillou's Colours
Caillou Mails a Letter
Caillou Goes Camping
Caillou Learns To Swim
Caillou's New Babysitter
Caillou Learns To Skate
Caillou Makes a New Friend
Caillou And Daddy
Caillou Grows Carrots
Caillou Goes to a Theme Park
Caillou's School Bus
Caillou Looks For Gilbert
Caillou's Suprise Breakfast
Caillou's Missing Sock
Caillou Goes To Work
Caillou's Quarrel
Caillou's Getting Older
Caillou's Big Slide
Caillou Walks a Dog
Caillou Watches Rosie
Caillou Is Sick
Caillou's Phone Call
Caillou Sleeps Over
Caillou Plays a Baby
Caillou Flies a Plane
Rosie Bothers Caillou
Caillou Goes Birdwatching
Caillou And The Doll
Caillou Hurts Himself
Caillou's Big Kick
Caillou The Jungle Explorer
The Caillou Show
Caillou Loves Halloween
Caillou's Picnic
Star Light, Star Bright
All In Day's Work
The Cat's Meow
Caillou In Spsce
The Treasure Chest
A Camping We Will Go
Chopsticks
A Special Dog
Caillou Beats The Heat
Back Seat Driver
Lost And Found
Holiday Magic
Downhill From Here
Next Stop, Fun!
Under Sail
Farmer Caillou
Sunday Brunch
Caillou To The Rescue
Caillou's Top Bunk
Recipe For Fun
New Kids On The Block
Caillou Goes To School
Caillou's Kitchen
Caillou's Sea Adventure
The Little Bird
Lights Out!
Caillou's Check Up
Calling Dr. Caillou
Pumpkin Patch Kid
Caillou's Got Rhythm
Do It Yourself
Caillou's Big Sale
One, Two, Boom!
Into The Woods
House Paint
Caillou's Thanksgiving
Say Cheese
Finder Keepers
A Frog In Caillou's Throat
Caillou The Great
Clowning Around
Read All About It
Mom For A Day
Caillou Plays Baseball
Comic Caper
Hide And Seek
Caillou's Clouds
Caillou Cleans Up
Caillou And The Tooth Fairy
I Want To Grow Up
Caillou's Big Chill
Leo's Hamster
Three's a Crowd
Get Well Soon
Shadow Play
A New Member Of The Family
Suprise Party
Caillou's Bad Dream
Caillou Computes
Caillou's Big Discovery
Caillou Goes To The Car Wash
Far Away Home
All You Can Eat
Caillou Stays Up Late
Backyard Zoo
Caillou's Scavenger Hunt
Too Many Cooks
The Berry Patch
Caillou's Suitcase
Try, Try Again
The New Leaf
Happy New Year
Caillou's Cross Word
Caillou Meets Robbie
The Piñata
Caillou's Promise
A Surprise For Mommy
Caillou Misses Sarah
T-Shirt Trouble
A Helping Hand
Skating Lessons
Where I Live
Just Like Me
Just In Time
Fun In The Mud
I Scream For Ice Cream!
Super Caillou
Caillou's Race
Caillou Marches On
Follow That Sound!
Music Box
Caillou's Gym Day
Cowboy Caillou
Caillou The Firefighter
Caillou's Coins
Caillou The Timekeeper
Mystery Valentine
Dancing At Grandma's
Play Ball
Caillou's Sleepover Guest
Games In The Park
Caillou's Favorite Plate
All Aboard
Gilbert's House
Trip On The Subway
As Good As New
Caillou And The Bulldozer
Caillou's Test Drive
The Sugar Shack
Winter Mystery
Caillou's Snow Day
Dogsled Ahead
The Big Boat
Caillou Becomes a Waiter
Sticking To It!
New Clothes
A Good Friend
Mr. Fix It
Grandma's Helper
Caillou's Paper Route
Just Like Daddy
I, Robot
Caillou Tries Karate
Caillou's Safari
Gone Fishing
Caillou's Water Park
The Water Goes 'Round
A Very Good Swimmer
Caillou And The Sheep
Elephants
Caillou And The Puppies
Clementine's New Pet
Caillou's Canoe Trip
The Duck Family
Disappearing Carrots
Who's Mooing?
The Mighty Oak
Caillou's Horn
Get Well Mr. Hinkle
Something For Everyone
Our Rocket Ship
Caillou Helps Grandpa
Backyard Bowlers
Caillou's Milk Run
Where's Gilbert?
Where I saw it Last
Lost In The Jungle
The Loudest Noise
Caillou The Sailor
Caillou And The Creepy Crawlies
Captain Caillou
A Suprise For Ms. Martin
Caillou's Road Trip
Caillou The Astronaut
A House In The Sky
Everyone's Best
Caillou's Playschool Pals
Caillou The Brave
Caillou's Marching Band
Caillou Plays The Drum
Magnet Madness
Hello Spring
Caillou's Suprise
Caillou's Halloween Costume
Caillou's Valentine
Caillou The Patient
Caillou The Creative
Caillou Helps Out
Christmas
Caillou Goes Apple Picking
Caillou To The Rescue
All Wet
Show And Tell
Caillou's Collection
Lost In The Jungle
Caillou's First Wedding
Deep Sea Caillou
Caillou The Firefighter
Caillou Of The Antarctic
Caillou The Dinosaur Hunter
Caillou Sings
A Sweet And Sour Day
Caillou's Castle
Caillou The Police Officer
Caillou The Magician
Snowflakes
A Playschool Party
Caillou Shoots, He Scores!
A Suprise Sleepover
Caillou's Puppet Show
Caillou Goes Tobogganing
Caillou The Painter
No More Training Wheels
Caillou And The Big Slide
Caillou's Cricket
Dog Dilemma
The Spider Issue
Caillou Roller Skates
Say Lettuce
Caillou Tries To Whistle
What's Ringette?
Rainy Day At The Beach
Caillou Climbs
Caillou makes a meal
Caillou's New Groove
Caillou Goes bowling
Big Kid Caillou
Caillou's Glasses
Caillou's Dance Party
Caillou's Shadow
High Flyers
Caillou Leaf Pile
Sharing The Rocketship
Coach Grandpa
The Safety Helper
Rushing The Raspberry
Wait To Skate
Caillou's Hiccups

Plus it had a movie called "Caillou's Holiday Movie"

After all these episodes, a warning came up which took place in the credits, but the background was dark blue, and there was buttons saying “Play” And “Back To Menu”, And It said.

"WARNING: We hate to stop the Caillou fun but This episode is made from Bob Brown he hated working at DHX which used to be called Cookie Jar & so he made this episode. and as soon we saw it he was fired if you don't wanna see this episode press the "Back to the Main Menu" if you're brave enough press "Play", Please watch at your own risk!”.

I was a little shocked but I pressed play anyways.

"I hope this doesn't have crying." I muttered.

Then after the warning, The theme song started to play. But the background was dark blue and the singing sounded childish.

When Caillou rode his bike with Rosie, sounds of wailing were heard.
While the rocket was spinning with Caillou, sounds of water was heard.
Gilbert in his dinosaur look had his sharp teeth covered with water
The bulldozer had water instead of sand.

And when the logo appeared, it was all blue.

It then faded to black as it showed the title card.

The title card had Caillou, but he had tears in his eyes and the title card read out “The Watery Eye Infection But Instead Of Caillou Or The Narrator Reading The Title Sadness From Inside Out Read It”.

The narrator sounded like she was bawling and wailing.

This was shocking to me! Nobody has ever ululated their eyes off in a kid's show before.

The title card then faded to black, as it showed Caillou and Rosie

"It was a beautiful night and Caillou and Rosie were watching the fireflies.

Soon afterwards, it showed Caillou and Rosie as they watched the fireflies.

"Wow, Rosie." Caillou told Rosie. "It sure is a beautiful night for fireflies."

"Yeah, Caillou." Rosie agreed in the full English voice of True from True and the Rainbow Kingdom.

Caillou was suprised to hear Rosie speak in a full sentence.

"Rosie?!" Caillou gasped. "You can speak in full sentences?!"

"Yeah, Caillou." Rosie agreed. "I sure like to fuck switch you”

"How did you know that we sexy each over?” Caillou said

"I have been fucking my cock” Rosie Said

"Oh, they grow up so fast." Caillou sniffled happily.

Just then, Doris was heard as she sexy her kids

"Caillou! Rosie! Dinner is ready!" She called.

"Coming, mom!" Caillou called out.

Just before Caillou and Rosie could enter, they heard a sad cry.

"Did you hear that?" Caillou asked.

"I bet it was-

Before Rosie could finish, Caillou’s imagination was existing outside in the real world.

Caillou and Rosie were shocked to see Caillou's Imagination in the real world.

"MY IMAGINATION?!" Caillou gasped. "IT IS REAL!"

"Whoa!" Rosie panicked. "That is something you dont see everyday!"

"What are we gonna do?" Caillou asked.

"I am not sure but-"

Before Rosie could finish, a water drop hitted him.

"Huh?" Caillou asked. "Is it just me or is it starting to rain?"

Suddenly, Caillou started to change as more water drops hit him.

Rosie started to get scared as Caillou continued to change.

Caillou now had his shirt blue, his eyes had tears in them, his shoes were soaked in water, and his skin was light blue.

"CAILLOU?!" Rosie gasped. "ARE YOU OK?!"

Caillou was not responding, instead he started crying.

I was surprised, Caillou has never cried in Season 5.

Rosie was very frightened of Caillou as she was scared.

"I DO NOT GET WHAT I WANT!!!" Caillou wailed. "I WANT TO INFECT THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE!!!!!!!!”

"Uh oh…” Rosie whimpered.

I quivered in fear, knowing something is going to happen.

Rosie then ran away as she screamed.

But it was too late, Caillou caught up to Rosie and tied her up.

"Time to be infected!” Caillou said.

Rosie screamed as she was infected.

Suddenly, Rosie then changed.

Rosie now had her skin in shades of blue, her clothing is also blue, and she had tears.

And afterward, Rosie started to cry.

Just then, Boris and Doris were making dinner.

Suddenly they saw Caillou and Rosie, but they looked different.

"Caillou? Rosie?" Doris asked.

"Are you OK?" Boris asked.

Caillou and Rosie however didn’t respond, instead they continued wailing.

Just then, Caillou then infected his mom and dad.

Doris and Boris screamed as they got infected.

Suddenly, Doris and Boris screamed as their looks changed.

Boris now had his sweater blue, his skin is dark blue, and he has tears in his eyes.

Doris now had her hair light blue, her shirt is in shades of blue, her skin is sky blue, she had tears on her eyes.

After being infected, they started wailing like Rosie and Caillou did.

I was so stunned of why they were crying so much.

"What has become of Caillou and his family?" I muttered.

It then showed Caillou’s friends having a conversation at the park.

"Did you guys hear that Caillou has been

"Nope." Leo spoke. "I haven’t heard about it since he has

"But why would Caillou-

Before Leo could finish, Caillou Sexy Leo

(W.I.P)

It then cut to the credits, but they were off.

The background was

(W.I.P)

The Treehouse logo came up, but the border was blue,