Before we begin, I would like to tell you about the 2000 PBS Kids show called "Clifford" in case you are living under a rock or something like that?
The show is about a big red dog named Clifford and his owner Emily Elizabeth and his best friends Cleo and T-Bone going on adventures using valuable lessons in a city called Birdwell Island, but there's one episode someone should have known before, and it never saw my light of day, also this story isn't narrated by me it was narrated by Lola Loud.
so today I was having a tea party with my dolls like I usually do, that's where I notice the DVD, hiding under my pillow.

The DVD Cover
I pulled it out, and it was a "Clifford the Big Red Dog" DVD
the cover consisted of Clifford, T-Bone, Cleo, Mac, and Emily Elizabeth in a background of the Howard's House with the PBS Kids Logo on the right corner and the logo reading "Clifford the Big Red Dog: The Big Red Complete Series"
the spine cover had a picture of Clifford on it.
and the back cover had all the episodes featured in the 2000 series, except for one particular episode with a title saying "Birdwell Island's Chaff"
"Birdwell Island's Chaff?" I thought "Who would name a Clifford episode like that?"

I then ran to my portable DVD player and placed the disc which had the same design as the cover) in, the PBS Kids Dash Logo came up, but it was in the same variant as the Peep and the Big Wide World episode "The Evil Birds". but with a different dialogue:
then the Scholastic logo came up, but the logo was bruised and beaten up really bad, after the logo got close to the screen, it said this;

The Schoolastic logo in the beginning.
"Help me... please." The logo spoke "I am abused really bad by that red robot and red dog... because I was so really, really, really too weak to stop them... I have no hope left... there's nothing I can do, they made me look like a big fat ugly jerk... please... just tell these two guys not to do it, save yourselves... and help Emily Elizabeth, T-Bone, and Cleo renew Clifford... please, will ya?"
after he said that, the Noedolekcin Jingle was heard playing in the background, it then shows many shows from Scholastic such as The Magic School Bus, Goosebumps, Maya and Miguel, and Astroblast as well as some shows from PBS Kids such as Arthur, WordWorld, Teletubbies, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Thomas and Friends, and Between the Lions while these trailers play I could faintly hear whispers like "Tex is coming right after you!" "Here he comes!" and "Run for cover."
the DVD Menu, came up but it was in the style as the title card for each episode of Clifford.

the DVD Menu
"Hi, I'm Emily Elizabeth and this is Clifford, my big red dog." Emily greeted "Welcome to the Big Red Complete Series, to watch all the episodes from beginning to end, click here, to choose an episode to watch click here, to choose a language click here, to learn more about our show on PBS Kids click here, and to choose an feature and have some fun click here, what do you wanna do first?"
after Emily said that, the menu options were
- Play All
- Episode Selection
- Audio Options
- Visit PBS Kids
- Special Features
I pressed Play All, as the Play All sequence shows Clifford walking up towards the screen and licks it, the episodes played in this following order;
- My Best Friend/Cleo's Fair Share
- Special Delivery/A Ferry Tale
- And Birdy Makes Three/Home is Where the Fun Is
- Clifford's Carnival/Clifford's Doggy Reunion
- The Great Race/Tummy Trouble
- Cleo Comes to Town/False Friends
- Clifford and the Beanstalk/An Itchy Patch
- A New Friend/Stormy Weather
- Circus Stars/Limelight Fright
- To Catch a Bird/The Best Party Ever
- Come Back, Mac/Boo!
- Little Clifford/Welcome to Birdwell Island
- Doing the Right Thing/The Dog Who Cried Wolf
- Leaf of Absence/Nobody's Perfect
- Teacher's Pet/Islander of the Year
- Clifford's Big Surprise/The Ears Have It
- Tough Enough/Stars in Your Eyes
- Mac's Secret Dog Club/The Dog Park
- Fluffed Up Cleo/Team Spirit
- Clifford on Parade/Follow the Leader
- Good-Bye T-Bone/The Truth About Dogs and Cats
- The Big Sleepover/Dog for a Day
- T-Bone, Dog About Town/Clifford's Big Heart
- Who Me, Jealous?/A Bunny in a Haystack
- Clothes Don't Make the Dog/Short-Changed
- The Kibble Crook/Screaming for Ice Cream
- New Dog in Town/Get Well
- Babysitter Blues/Saturday Morning
- Best Paw Forward/Then Came Bob
- Friends, Morning, Noon, and Night/Mr. Bleakman's Special Day
- Doggie Garden/Captain Birdwell's Treasure
- Welcome to the Doghouse/Promises, Promises
- Clifford's Hiccups/It's My Party
- Clifford Cleans his Room/Baby Makes Four
- Jetta's Tall Tale/The Big Fetch
- Potluck Party Pooper/The Best Gift
- Two's Company/Fair Weather Friend
- Topsy Turvy Day/Clifford's Charm School
- Forgive and Forget/Mimi's Back in Town
- Blanket Blues/Dino Clifford
- That's Snow Lie/A Friend in Need
- Fan Mail/Hooray for Cleo
- Nothing to Fur but Fur Itself/Jetta's Project
- Stinky Friends/He's Wonderful Mr. Bleakman
- Magic In the Air/Everyone Loves Clifford
- Clifford Grows Up/Jetta's Sweater
- Big Hearted T-Bone/Cleo's Valentine Surprise
- Embarassing Moments/Lucky Charm
- Princess Cleo/Basketball Stories
- Doggie Detectives/Camping It Up
- Cleo Gets A Cone/A Job Well Read
- When I Grow Up/Not Now, I'm Busy!
- Special T-Bone/Jetta's Sneak Peak
- Vaz Goes Down the Tubes/Cyber Puppy Problems
- Another Fine Mess/King Mac
- Who Move My Bone/Clifford the Pirate King
- Clifford's Cookie Craving/Jetta's Friend
- Fishing Lessons/No Baths for Cleo
- Flood of Imagination/Lights Out
- A Big Help/The Trouble with Kittens
- Led Astray/Wedding Bell Blues
- Food For Thought/Friends Forever
- Tie-Dye Clifford/Stage Struck
- Doghouse Rock/Guess Who's Coming to Birdwell
- and Little Big Pup/Getting to Know You
after all the episodes played, there was a warning, which took place in the first frame of the Theme Song, except the sky was gray.
"WARNING: This next episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog you're about to see may contain bad words, blood, and real-world references, it goes by an animator at Scholastic Incorperated named "Hannah Bordman" she was fired for her gruesome episode ideas, her episode idea is originally going to take place after "Getting to Know You" but it was too late, she aired the episode anyways, so please watch this if you had courage to."

The Opening funding
"Uh oh..." I muttered "That's not what I like."
The funding started but it was instead done by Tex.
Then it continued with the theme song (with the sky still being gray) as Emily Elizabeth jumps into the shot "Hi, My name is Emily Elizabeth!" Emily said "And this is Clifford, my Big Red Dog."

the theme song then continues as normal, but something else is wrong as well, the music was distorted and the singers sounded demonic, and the changes are.
- The scene where Clifford gave Emily a ride on his back had blood splattering sounds
- the treat that Emily Elizabeth gave Clifford had Blood in it.

A shot of the Title Card
after that the Episode Began with the title card, which was normal for the most part, when it got there, there was a picture of Clifford joining Tex with text below them reading "Birdwell Island's Chaff" Instead of Emily saying the title, Tex said it.
The episode then started with Clifford, Emily, Cleo and T-Bone getting ready to watch Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire.
"Is everybody ready to watch Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire?" Emily Elizabeth asks
The Dogs barked in excitement as Emily puts the tape inside the TV's VCR, all though I never saw Clifford had a TV in his doghouse before.
"OK, let's watch." Emily Elizabeth said
Suddenly the TV cuts to static, Emily, Clifford, T Bone, and Cleo's eyes open wide in shocked.
"Huh?" Emily Said. "What happened to our TV?"
When the static disappeared, it reveals to be Tex.
"Hello, red dog, it's so good to see you again!" Tex mocked
"Hey! Who Are You!" Emily Said.
"The name is Tex," Tex introduced "and I just wanted to drop in and say how much I enjoyed your big red dog's show lately."
”Gee. Thanks.” Clifford said