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Before we begin, I would like to tell you about the 2000 PBS Kids show called "Clifford" in case you are living under a rock or something like that?

The show is about a big red dog named Clifford and his owner Emily Elizabeth and his best friends Cleo and T-Bone going on adventures using valuable lessons in a city called Birdwell Island, but there's one episode someone should have known before, and it never saw my light of day, also this story isn't narrated by me it was narrated by Lola Loud.

so today I was having a tea party with my dolls like I usually do, that's where I notice the DVD, hiding under my pillow.

Big Red Complete Series DVD Cover Clifford

The DVD Cover

I pulled it out, and it was a "Clifford the Big Red Dog" DVD

the cover consisted of Clifford, T-Bone, Cleo, Mac, and Emily Elizabeth in a background of the Howard's House with the PBS Kids Logo on the right corner and the logo reading "Clifford the Big Red Dog: The Big Red Complete Series"

the spine cover had a picture of Clifford on it.

and the back cover had all the episodes featured in the 2000 series, except for one particular episode with a title saying "Birdwell Island's Chaff"

"Birdwell Island's Chaff?" I thought "Who would name a Clifford episode like that?"

PBS Kids Dash Logo (PatBWW The Evil Birds Variant) Remade

I then ran to my portable DVD player and placed the disc which had the same design as the cover) in, the PBS Kids Dash Logo came up, but it was in the same variant as the Peep and the Big Wide World episode "The Evil Birds". but with a different dialogue:

then the Scholastic logo came up, but the logo was bruised and beaten up really bad, after the logo got close to the screen, it said this;

Schoolastic Clifford Birdwell Island's Chaff

The Schoolastic logo in the beginning.

"Help me... please." The logo spoke "I am abused really bad by that red robot and red dog... because I was so really, really, really too weak to stop them... I have no hope left... there's nothing I can do, they made me look like a big fat ugly jerk... please... just tell these two guys not to do it, save yourselves... and help Emily Elizabeth, T-Bone, and Cleo renew Clifford... please, will ya?"

after he said that, the Noedolekcin Jingle was heard playing in the background, it then shows many shows from Scholastic such as The Magic School Bus, Goosebumps, Maya and Miguel, and Astroblast as well as some shows from PBS Kids such as Arthur, WordWorld, Teletubbies, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Thomas and Friends, and Between the Lions while these trailers play I could faintly hear whispers like "Tex is coming right after you!" "Here he comes!" and "Run for cover."

the DVD Menu, came up but it was in the style as the title card for each episode of Clifford.

Clifford the Big Red Complete Series

the DVD Menu


"Hi, I'm Emily Elizabeth and this is Clifford, my big red dog." Emily greeted "Welcome to the Big Red Complete Series, to watch all the episodes from beginning to end, click here, to choose an episode to watch click here, to choose a language click here, to learn more about our show on PBS Kids click here, and to choose an feature and have some fun click here, what do you wanna do first?"

after Emily said that, the menu options were

  • Play All
  • Episode Selection
  • Audio Options
  • Visit PBS Kids
  • Special Features

I pressed Play All, as the Play All sequence shows Clifford walking up towards the screen and licks it, the episodes played in this following order;

  1. My Best Friend/Cleo's Fair Share
  2. Special Delivery/A Ferry Tale
  3. And Birdy Makes Three/Home is Where the Fun Is
  4. Clifford's Carnival/Clifford's Doggy Reunion
  5. The Great Race/Tummy Trouble
  6. Cleo Comes to Town/False Friends
  7. Clifford and the Beanstalk/An Itchy Patch
  8. A New Friend/Stormy Weather
  9. Circus Stars/Limelight Fright
  10. To Catch a Bird/The Best Party Ever
  11. Come Back, Mac/Boo!
  12. Little Clifford/Welcome to Birdwell Island
  13. Doing the Right Thing/The Dog Who Cried Wolf
  14. Leaf of Absence/Nobody's Perfect
  15. Teacher's Pet/Islander of the Year
  16. Clifford's Big Surprise/The Ears Have It
  17. Tough Enough/Stars in Your Eyes
  18. Mac's Secret Dog Club/The Dog Park
  19. Fluffed Up Cleo/Team Spirit
  20. Clifford on Parade/Follow the Leader
  21. Good-Bye T-Bone/The Truth About Dogs and Cats
  22. The Big Sleepover/Dog for a Day
  23. T-Bone, Dog About Town/Clifford's Big Heart
  24. Who Me, Jealous?/A Bunny in a Haystack
  25. Clothes Don't Make the Dog/Short-Changed
  26. The Kibble Crook/Screaming for Ice Cream
  27. New Dog in Town/Get Well
  28. Babysitter Blues/Saturday Morning
  29. Best Paw Forward/Then Came Bob
  30. Friends, Morning, Noon, and Night/Mr. Bleakman's Special Day
  31. Doggie Garden/Captain Birdwell's Treasure
  32. Welcome to the Doghouse/Promises, Promises
  33. Clifford's Hiccups/It's My Party
  34. Clifford Cleans his Room/Baby Makes Four
  35. Jetta's Tall Tale/The Big Fetch
  36. Potluck Party Pooper/The Best Gift
  37. Two's Company/Fair Weather Friend
  38. Topsy Turvy Day/Clifford's Charm School
  39. Forgive and Forget/Mimi's Back in Town
  40. Blanket Blues/Dino Clifford
  41. That's Snow Lie/A Friend in Need
  42. Fan Mail/Hooray for Cleo
  43. Nothing to Fur but Fur Itself/Jetta's Project
  44. Stinky Friends/He's Wonderful Mr. Bleakman
  45. Magic In the Air/Everyone Loves Clifford
  46. Clifford Grows Up/Jetta's Sweater
  47. Big Hearted T-Bone/Cleo's Valentine Surprise
  48. Embarassing Moments/Lucky Charm
  49. Princess Cleo/Basketball Stories
  50. Doggie Detectives/Camping It Up
  51. Cleo Gets A Cone/A Job Well Read
  52. When I Grow Up/Not Now, I'm Busy!
  53. Special T-Bone/Jetta's Sneak Peak
  54. Vaz Goes Down the Tubes/Cyber Puppy Problems
  55. Another Fine Mess/King Mac
  56. Who Move My Bone/Clifford the Pirate King
  57. Clifford's Cookie Craving/Jetta's Friend
  58. Fishing Lessons/No Baths for Cleo
  59. Flood of Imagination/Lights Out
  60. A Big Help/The Trouble with Kittens
  61. Led Astray/Wedding Bell Blues
  62. Food For Thought/Friends Forever
  63. Tie-Dye Clifford/Stage Struck
  64. Doghouse Rock/Guess Who's Coming to Birdwell
  65. and Little Big Pup/Getting to Know You

after all the episodes played, there was a warning, which took place in the first frame of the Theme Song, except the sky was gray.

"WARNING: This next episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog you're about to see may contain bad words, blood, and real-world references, it goes by an animator at Scholastic Incorperated named "Hannah Bordman" she was fired for her gruesome episode ideas, her episode idea is originally going to take place after "Getting to Know You" but it was too late, she aired the episode anyways, so please watch this if you had courage to."

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The Opening funding

"Uh oh..." I muttered "That's not what I like."

The funding started but it was instead done by Tex.

Then it continued with the theme song (with the sky still being gray) as Emily Elizabeth jumps into the shot "Hi, My name is Emily Elizabeth!" Emily said "And this is Clifford, my Big Red Dog."

The Clifford Theme Song but Good Lord

the theme song then continues as normal, but something else is wrong as well, the music was distorted and the singers sounded demonic, and the changes are.

  • The scene where Clifford gave Emily a ride on his back had blood splattering sounds
  • the treat that Emily Elizabeth gave Clifford had Blood in it.
Birdwell island's chaff Title Card

A shot of the Title Card


after that the Episode Began with the title card, which was normal for the most part, when it got there, there was a picture of Clifford joining Tex with text below them reading "Birdwell Island's Chaff" Instead of Emily saying the title, Tex said it.

The episode then started with Clifford, Emily, Cleo and T-Bone getting ready to watch Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire.

"Is everybody ready to watch Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire?" Emily Elizabeth asks

The Dogs barked in excitement as Emily puts the tape inside the TV's VCR, all though I never saw Clifford had a TV in his doghouse before.

"OK, let's watch." Emily Elizabeth said

Suddenly the TV cuts to static, Emily, Clifford, T Bone, and Cleo's eyes open wide in shocked.

"Huh?" Emily Said. "What happened to our TV?"

When the static disappeared, it reveals to be Tex.

"Hello, red dog, it's so good to see you again!" Tex mocked

"Hey! Who Are You!" Emily Said.

"The name is Tex," Tex introduced "and I just wanted to drop in and say how much I enjoyed your big red dog's show lately."

”Gee. Thanks.” Clifford said

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