(Narrated by the Alphablocks, mainly Alphablock Q)
I have heard that some of you have heard about the Apple TV show called "Harold and the Purple Crayon" right? Well, it was on HBO Family, and it's based on the beloved children's book by Crockett Johnson. But we encountered a time travel episode...
One day, me and Alphablock X were at Walmart looking for DVDs, when I found one of the Harold and the Purple Crayon TV Show. I asked the clerk how much it costed, and the clerk said we could buy it for free, so we thanked him and went home to show the rest of the Alphablocks.
"Okay, Who’s Gonna Watch It?" AlphabetBlock R Said.
“Everyone will do it!” AlphabetBlock I Said. Then AlphaBlock Z looked at the DVD Cover. It was titled, “Harold and the Purple Crayon: Best of Lilac! Lilac the dog was on the front cover…
"This is awesome!" Said AlphaBlock A. She then looked at the back cover, with other animal friends… AlphaBlock Ḏ then opened the case to see the DVD with Lilac and their doghouse.
So, We Decided That We Can Put It into The DVD Player. The Colombia Tristar Home Entertainment Logo popped up, but something was wrong.
The Colombia Tristar Logo
The statue looked like Queen Athena from the Little Mermaid 3: Ariel’s Beginning, and the Pegasus resembled Arceus from the Pokémon series.
After that sus logo, it showed many previews of many Sony TV Shows.
It then showed the main menu, which showed HR's room, before panning to the window, and it faded to the book world, where we saw Lilac.
5 options appeared above her. The options read out: "Play All", "Episode Selection", "Bonus Features", "Set Up" and "Sneak Peeks". The background music that was playing was her song.
Alphablock R pressed "Play All" to watch all the episodes, but before any could play, it showed a "Play All" sequence.
The "Play All" sequence featured a bunch of different colored birds flying across the scene before it cut to black.
We were puzzled why the "Play All" sequence would be on such a high budget.
"Why would they use such a good Play All sequence for a DVD like this?" Alphablock T questioned.
A warning popped up. In the warning, there was purple text in the "Century Gothic" font that said the following.
"WARNING: The last episode within this DVD is an unreleased episode that was originally planned for Season 2 back in 2023 to promote "The Super Mario Bros Movie", but it tried to be rejected because it references 2022 too many times, but it was too late and it released anyway, if you're easily sensitive, then please return back to the Menu from watching the last episode and Take out the DVD, but with that aside. Let's begin the adventures! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED."
"Aw man!" Alphablock K gasped. "I'm pretty sure this isn't going to end well..."
The warning then faded to the theme song and it played.
The DVD then began to start at "A Dog's Tale", and it ended at "Harold in the Dark".
After all that, it got to the moment we were waiting for.
It showed the "Kix" bumper from 2000s, but it was very different.
The room was at night, and the moon was shown in the windows, and it was mega.
Instead of the usual music playing in the background, it was a slowed down version of Midnight, the Stars and You.
The logo's text was mirrored, and the I looked very happy.
The usual announcer's voice sounded like he was in love.
Instead of the announcer saying: "Kids are always learning, always growing." he instead said "It's dangerous to go alone... Take that!"
The bumper then continued to play though it was still nighttime.
And the dialogue was still different.: "Do you remember when the Marvin Bros Movie got delayed? It was SB's fault!"
Also, instead of the boy tying his shoes, he was laughing, singing, and trying to find something.
And then it panned over to the siblings, but instead of flexing their muscles, they were playing Pokémon Scarlet and Violet respectively, although those games were glitchy.
And while eating cereal, they watched Technoblade's videos.
Instead of the announcer saying: "That's why Kix Cereal supports PBS Kids and Harold for helping kids to feed their curious appetites." he spoke this:
"Forget about everything wrong with 2022... or you'll be stuck without PBS or Harold to help kids feed their curious appetites."
Then, the Disney sci-fi jingle began to play in the background, as a time machine was heard while the narrator said:
"And stop with the time travel!"
After that strange "Kix", promo, it showed the Chuck E Cheese's It's Cool to Learn bumper, but it was also different.
The kids' voices sounded like they were in actual love.
And the dialogue was different like in the Kix promo:
"We went through 2022 too, it was an anniversary gift, and you're grounded for the night..." The kids spoke.
Instead of the kids, using magnifying glasses, they all began to laugh.
It showed a group, instead of them playing basketball, they were playing Mario Strikers: Battle League, which was unfinished at launch.
Then it went to a child and her mother, but instead of them reading a book they were watching Fairly Odd Parents: Fairly Odder, which the original series was better.
And then it panned over to another group, and instead of them roller blading, they were throwing a tantrum about the Mario Movie getting delayed.
It then panned over to two people, and instead of them using hula hoops, they were laughing.
And when the logo appeared, the background was white while the logo had numbers and clock hands all over it.
And at the end instead of finishing: "Chuck E Cheese's proudly supports PBS Kids television, where a kid can be a kid." he confessed: "Now we know that pride isn't okay, so we might not support PBS Kids Television for a good while."
After that strange "Chuck-E-Cheese's", promo, it showed the Froot Loops bumper, but it was also different.
The Os in the logo were replaced with clocks, and the jungle was pale.
The announcer's male voice sounded like he was in actual pain.
And the dialogue was different like in the Chuck E. Cheeses and Kix promos:
"I was shocked when Pokémon Scarlet and Violet were discovered to be a glitchy and buggy mess" The announcer spoke.
After that strange "Froot Loops", promo, it showed the Frosted Flakes bumper, but it was also different.
The beach had red sand, but none of the Beach Goers noticed.
The announcer's girl voice sounded like she was proud.
And the dialogue was different like in the last promos:
"The Mario Strikers Battle League game was unfinished, but they decided to release it anyways!" The announcer spoke.
And when the logo appeared, the text was grey while the logo had toothpaste and honey all over it.
After these strange bumpers, the Harold and the Purple Crayon funding began to play, but it was different.
The kids were thinking about everything that has to do with the year 2022.
Now what kind of funding is this?!" Alphablock F asked in fear.
Instead of the usual music playing in the background, it was an electric guitar playing instead.
The "Ready to Learn Grant", "U.S. Department of Education" and "Corporation for Public Broadcasting" faded in, but they were also off.
Dot's face was a Pikachu's face. 
The "U.S. Department of Education" came up, but the tree was frozen and was snowy, the sun was replaced with a moon, the background was red, the circle on the outside was black, and the text was in the "Comic Sans" font.
The "Corporation for Public Broadcasting" came up, but the square was blue, and the text was green and in the "Werewolf Calligraphy" font.
After the logos faded out, the texts of "Viewers Like You" and "Thank You" faded in, but they were also off.
The "Viewers Like You" text had it changed to read out: "Back to the Future" and was in the "Soup of Justice" font.
The "Thank You" also was changed to read out: "GO!" and was in the "Kristen ITC" font.
Suddenly, we then heard a heavenly chuckle as the funding ended. We thought it was Carol making that noise.
The Vowels then started to get scared as the funding ended.
"OK..." Alphablock Z muttered. "That was not what I would've expected out of a funding."
The Harold and the Purple Crayon Theme Song played but a few things have changed, the sky was spiral, the singers who sang the theme song were robots, and when Harold landed on the bed, Pikachu's cry from Scarlet and Violet is added.
After the theme song, in a bedroom on Earth we see the moon and stars shining bright and lighting up the sky. Inside a house we see a boy wearing baby blue PJs and was in bed. Now although we cannot see his mother, she was tucking him in bed, and he was ready to sleep. Then his mom turned off the lights and waved her fingers saying good night and closed the door. After that Harold went to sleep and held on to his doggy plush. But he didn't really want to sleep as he was bored. He looked under his pillow, and he took out his purple crayon. Then he drew a line, and it transported him to the book world. In the book word, Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin' has set up a marble maze, with Moose and Porcupine being her caddies, NJ supplying obstacles and the remaining friends watching as spectators.
After getting herself ready, Girlfriend pushes the marble, where it begins to ricochet off the plants. After ricocheting off a table holding a music box (where it begins to wobble), the ball lands near the "hole", and everyone cheers when it goes in, but at that very second, the music box from the table falls over and opens ad plays out of tune.
Because of this, everyone blames each other for the accident but Dragon tells them that they need to figure out how to fix it, as this is not the first time they broke it. It turns out that the music box was a gift Queen Athena got on her wedding anniversary, and every time the friends broke it, they would get grounded by Harold for increasingly longer periods of time. As the friends complain that the music box gives them nothing but trouble, MW wishes they could go back in time to the anniversary and prevent he from ever getting it in the first place. This comment causes Lilac and Hex to get an idea.
Two minutes later, Lilac reveals to her friends that, because she was able to create time travel, she has devised a plan to go back in time to Athena's Anniversary to prevent her from getting the music box. When Google points out that altering the past can create disruptions in the space-time continuum, Lilac explains that she has a second plan: she would replace the music box with a mundane microwave oven.
She also reveals that, because she doesn't want the friends to disrupt the past, she plans to go alone, much to their chagrin. Seven minutes later, the friends arrive to the garage to see that Lilac has converted a limo into a time machine. Upon activating the time machine, Lilac jumps in, Hex gives her the oven, and she drives back in time.