I was at my local internet cafe. When I was leaving the building, I noticed that there was something by the door. It was a Newgrounds THX Certified Boxset.
It had 4 characters on the boxset. Pico, Bubbles, Boyfriend, and Tankman.
When I got home, I noticed that there was a secret DVD in the cover of the boxset. It was called "The Rare THX Trailer Made By Newgrounds". I put the DVD in my DVD player. The trailer started with this message,
"Warning. This trailer was made to promote Newgrounds' 27th anniversary. It has scenes which may disturb people with sensitive issues. Viewer discretion is advised."
"What did I get myself into?" I questioned.
It cut to a shot of Pico's school. Pico, Nene, and Darnell were learning.
Then, a wall was being broken down by a power saw. It revealed to be Tex breaking the wall.
"Hey there Pico and friends!" Tex said.
"Prepare for a knockout robot!" Pico said.
Pico then began shooting Tex with his uzi. However, Tex dodged the bullets with his sword.
"You wanna fight? Let's fight!" Nene said.
Nene then began to try and stab Tex with her knives. But, Tex ended up stabbing her with the sword.
"You want a beating you'll never forget?" Darnell questioned.
Darnell then attempted to beat up Tex. However, Tex also stabbed him with the sword.
Pico then began to shoot Tex with his uzi, but, Tex ended up stabbing him with a knife.
It then cut to a shot of the Burger Gardener restaurant from the Bubbles The Gardener. Bubbles and Pogo were waiting in line to order their food.
"I heard that there's a new ingredient for the cheeseburgers!" Said Bubbles.
"Me too! Can't wait to try them!" Said Pogo.
It was finally time for Bubbles and Pogo to order. But, when they got to the counter, instead of Mike being the cashier, it was Tex.
"Hello! Welcome to Burger Gardener! What would you like to order?" Questioned Tex.
"We would like two cheeseburgers please. Also, you look kinda familiar. Aren't you that robot who's been killing people?" Said Bubbles.
"Oh, don't worry about that. Also, I won't hurt you! But I heard from Mike that the new recipe for the cheeseburgers were to die for." Said Tex.
"Okay then. We will wait for our burgers." Said Bubbles
Bubbles and Pogo then got their burgers. Bubbles and Pogo then took a bite.
"I love this new ingredient!" Said Bubbles.
"Me too!" Said Pogo
"Let's go ask that robot what the new recipe was!" Said Bubbles.
Bubbles and Pogo then went back to the counter.
"Excuse me Mr. Robot, what was the new ingredient for these burgers?" Questioned Bubbles.
"IT WAS POISON!" Shouted Tex.
Bubbles and Pogo then had surprised looks on their face. They then died.
It then cut to a shot of the train station from Week 3 of Friday Night Funkin'. Boyfriend and Girlfriend were walking. Just then, Tex dropped down in front of them.
"Hey! Get out of our way!" Shouted Boyfriend.
"We have heard a lot about you!" Said Girlfriend.
"How about a rap battle?" Said Tex.
"Oh, it's on!" Shouted Boyfriend!
Boyfriend and Tex began rap battling. However, Boyfriend lost.
"Looks like you lost, blue boy!" Said Tex.
"Girlfriend, we have to get out of here!" Said Boyfriend.
Girlfriend then got her demon wings out, carried Boyfriend, then flew away. However, Tex began following them using his jetpack.
"Boyfriend, he's gaining on us!" Said Girlfriend.
But it was too late. Tex ended up killing Boyfriend and Girlfriend with a rocket launcher.
The trailer wasn't over yet.
It then cut to a shot of the post apocalyptic world from Tankmen. Tankman was talking to all of his soilders.
"Okay boys. Listen up. A crazy red robot has been going around committing various crimes, such as murder. Make sure you have your weapons ready, because we never know when he's gonna come"
Tex then flew down.
"Hey there, soldiers!" Said Tex.
"There he is! Get him!" Shouted Tankman.
All the soldiers got out their guns and began shooting Tex. However, Tex began dodging all the bullets.
Tex the got out a nuclear bomb, and threw it on the floor. It ended up exploding and killing all the Tankmen.
It then cut to a shot of the THX logo. The Newgrounds tank was covered in moss and vines, and Ayane Shiun's dead body was lying down in front of the THX logo.
Tex then dropped down with Tom Fulp's decapitated head.
"Hello Newgrounds fans, Tex has killed all of your favourite Newgrounds characters, because they have disrespected me and my logo. Before killing all these characters, I took the life of the Newgrounds creator, so if you disrespect me, Cassandra, Ghost, or Monster, then we will come and find you! Sweet nightmares, dear viewers!" Tex said.
The THX deep note played along with the screams of Pico, Bubbles, Boyfriend, and Tankman. The THX slogan "the audience is listening" dropped down.
It went to black for about 10 seconds. But, after those 10 seconds, it showed a shot of Pico turning into Pea-co from RecD's video Friday Night Funkin' week 5 with lyrics. Except, loud screaming can be heard in the background, and Pico had dark eyes with blood bleeding out of them.
The DVD then ejected itself. I then put the DVD back in it's box, and I stored it away in my basement.