Note[]
This story was meant to parodied despicable me the ultimate return of gru and tex and zurg the ultimate return of zurg
So don't take this pasta way too seriously
The story[]
I'm a fucking hoe, no literally, I've been fucking looking at princess aurora form rayman legends pron for 5 days at this point.
I just fucking have a boner for the character.
yes that's why I've been doing it, but any children reading this, please don't look up "princess aurora getting fucked by globox rule 34" because it's not for you.
Anyways something happened that I can't fucking explain, but i have to.
You see, i like the Ratchet and clank series.
In fact I like a lot of PlayStation games, my favorite game of all time is Littlebigplanet.
I collect shit, so I was happy to know a package came in the mail.
it was a Ratchet and clank movie i never heard about, it was called Ratchet and clank: The Ultimate Return Of Ratchet, and it was rated R, which was weird.
But I shrugged it off and went inside, anyways I popped it in and I started watching it, the disc started with the Sony Pictures Home Entertainment logo
then it cut to a menu with the poster which had Ratchet and clank seen on the cover of the DVD, then i clicked play.
It opened with Columbia Pictures logo seems all normal, but when it finished, the torch lady exploded! That was weird. Then when it got to the playstation Productions logo, the koba from the planet of the apes showed up, and scared the bots from Astro Bot away then I said loudly, HOW DID THEY GET THE RIGHTS TO USE THE KOBA?!
the bots came back, but the Green one launched a rocket launcher at the O and N of the playstation logo.
The logo now said Playstati, then sage from the sonic frontiers appeared, and then she killed a bunch of bots because she thought they were working for the Titans, also from the sonic frontiers
How the fuck did they get to do this?! Playstation didn't own the character of sage.
But the green bot used the launcher again and launched it at sage, killing her instantly.
It then cut to an opening similar to the first film but when it got to the actual movie, Ratchet, Clank, rievt, kit, were running, nothing was chasing them so it made no sense, then Portia Gibbons from the cartoon mighty B bursted out of a nearby hotel, HOW DARE YOU CANCEL MY SHOW?! Portia said, Ratchet then replied "YOUR SHOW IS SO GAY"
Portia Gibbons then throwed an image of Bessie being fucked by Rocky at ratchet completely uncensored, what was the whole point of this and also playstation couldn't even get the rights to use mighty B at all, since it was a Nickelodeon property, Ratchet said I WILL DEFEAT PORN WITH PIZZA!!!!!!! Ratchet then punched Portia into his house and Ratchet entered said house but someone started chasing Ratchet and the others and bursted out of the same hotel. but it was not who you'd expect, it. was. Venom, no no not the comic version, the fucking the Sony version, MY NAME IS VENOM AND I AM GONNA FUCKIN SMASH YOU BITCH.
Then Ratchet said BYE BYE VENOM and shot him with his Cryoshot
then Ratchet fucking asked where the zurkons (which is zurkons family) fucking where and rievt fucking said that Robert fuckin ramirez was fucking challenged to them, then fucking Ratchet said to fucking clank, 'I'm so glad we defeated Robert, clank!" Did they fucking mean Robert the mother fucking ramirez?!?!?!?! The YouTuber make CRINGEY STUFF?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Clank then said yep Ratchetly! That YouTuber was fucking idiotic, then Ratchet and clank said goodbye to rievt and kit and then traveled to peggle and they met luna, who gave Ratchet a death threat, luna then screamed "AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU REALLY LIKE!" so fucking loud, and summoned bonji, Randall and Mr Wolf and Eminem They started attacking Ratchet and clank FNAF style. "WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS" bonji said as he pulled a fucking Rabbit out of his "ass", "LET ME FLY YOUR ASS TO HELL CLANK!" Randall screamed as he charged to clank, who then disintegrated mr Wolf, Ratchet then strangled bonji, luna and Randall, who died, "YOU HAVENT MURDERED ME YET" Eminem said as he slapped clank, who then decapitated him. "LOOKS LIKE EMINEM THE SCAMMER BECAME EMINASS!" Ratchet said as he watched some sex tape of globox and aurora getting it on, "LETS LEAVE THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE! Ratchet said as he and clank left peggle universe.
They went to princessherogirl Littlebigplanet universe where Sackboy was fucking Sackgirl and Ratchet then said Fuck off sackling ratchet here's another Stomp it was Newton who walked into Newton and said "i'm gonna kill you for harassing Sackboy, then Ratchet and clank ran so fast that they killed Newton.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEWTON!"
Sackboy said.
"BYE BYE Sacking!" Ratchet said as he killed Sackboy.
they then went into the where the wild things are universe, where Carol was there, but the other characters appeared and tried to kill ratchet, but clank shot all of them and escaped that universe.
then they went into the Happy Feet universe, where the weird ass sukas raided on them but ratchet snapped them out of existence, then he went into a one on one fight with ramon, and won.
then they got into the angry birds universe, then Bessie bursted into the bush and said ITS TIME TO CANCEL RATCHET AND CLANK MOVIE!!!!!!!! this means the Ratchet and clank movie arent even canon and Ratchet did rescued Clank, Captain qwark appeared and punched Bessie with his fist as the fucking mighty B theme song played, then Leonard appeared out of nowhere.
Leonard then screamed RATCHET YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!! It was sound god damm loud, that I nearly got of my seat.
Ratchet then dodged Leonard, and Leonard begun to attack by using his Slam Dance at clank, who shot him, Leonard then used his shitty ass ballet like he did in photo in the first Angry Birds movie, and attack clank, who then slammed Leonard into the ground turning him into ham killing him instantly.
they then entered earth-50101, (which is from Spider-Man across the spider verse BTW) but the Peacemaker from The Suicide Squad appeared and tried to kill him, clank then shot a Bazooka at her, Bessie then appeared again and crashed into clank who slapped Bessie.
the Disaster Movie versions of Alvin and the Chipmunks then tried to kill clank but shot them and killed them, Ratchet then said, "Thank you, clank!" I shit you not, Bert from Sesame Street appeared driving a limbo, which fucking exploded,
He and Peacemaker looked incredibly off considering the rest of the movie was a CG and 2D hybrid. It was like someone had green screened them into the film, and not very well.
"IM GONNA FUCKING MERK YOU BITCH" Bert said as he tried to shoot at ratchet and clank.
Penelope then appeared, "hey Ralph, remember the time I meant Bert?" Penelope said, as she gave Bert a hug, who then killed him.
Adam Wingard version of Godzilla appeared and screamed at ratchet, who then started shooting at him "STOP IT YOU STUPID DINO HORNY FUCKING SHITTY ASS T REX LOOKING KING KONG RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ratchet said as he finally killed Godzilla.
Yellow M&M bowser from Super Mario and doctor Eggman from sonic ganondorf from Zelda appeared but clank beated them to death.
Fred Flintstones which is Family Guy version not Hannah Barbera version appeared and made Ratchet and clank illegal, Ratchet then shot and froze lawyer.
Goldilocks and the 3 bears (puss in boots the last wish version BTW) then appeared "LISTEN UP BITCH WE FAILED LAST TIME BUT THIS TIME WE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh no! Not Goldilocks again!" Ratchet said as he simply shot both Goldilocks and 3 bears in the leg, killing them instantly.
Ratchet and clank then found out about venom's whole fucking plan, you see, to defeat the vulture, kravin the Hunter, Morbius, madom web, and Venom had devised a plan to destroy every planet in existence and take every creature in existence to sony's Marvel universe, and they also sent everyone they were facing to kill the two.
At that moment a gold fucking Madge from the ZhuZhus pets appeared
"Where the fuck is Frankie?!"
She said.
"I dont fucking know" Ratchet said back as he punched the gold madge in the face.
"Find me frankie or I will fucking kill you bitch!!!!!!!"
"I can't asshole, she died a long time ago, because the juggernaut killed her!"
Ratchet said as he ripped the gold madge head off.
Venom then appeared and shot a Bazooka at Ratchet and clank, who then dodged it, Venom started shooting a machine gun built into his hand at Ratchet and clank.
Ratchet then started singing Staying Alive.
🎵Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Ratcheting alive, Ratcheting alive, Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Ratcheting alive.🎵
He said.
Ratchet then summoned 5 million Ratchet variants just to kill him.
He also revived Jax and daxter sly copper pico Jimmy (which is peggle 2 version BTW) and hiro
They looked like how they did in playstation heroes moves big hero 6 movie Friday night funkin and peggle 2 respectively.
It's great to be back man! Sly copper said.
Stop it dummy! Jax said back.
Morbius then appeared, charging at Ratchet and clank with his terrible CGI move, Ratchet then thunderclapped him, Venom mandon web kravin the Hunter the vulture and Morbius then started running in a circle for some reason.
Sonic tails knuckles and amy appeared, but they were trying to kill Ratchet as well! "WE WERE GONNA FUCKING MERK YOU LIKE BERT AND PEACEMAKER DID!!!!!!!!" Knuckles screamed as they started charging at Ratchet.
"OH NO NOT ANOTHER MERK ATTEMPT!!!!!" Ratchet said as he dodged them.
"OH MO FUCKING NO! WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" Amy said. "WE CAN'T DIE FOR ONCE!!!!" Sonic said back. "YES WE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tails said to Sonic and Amy, "HE'S FUCKING RIGHT!" Kunckles said final, as they all crashed into the sewers and died.
"YAY FUCKING HEY!" Clank said
Venom then walked to Ratchet and Clank "I..... will..... summon..... Bumblebee." He said.
At that moment Bumblebee bursted out of a nearby Walmart.
And oh noooo not the g1 version the FUCKING MICHAEL BAY VERSION
The Hulk as he began to charge at Ratchet and Clank. (Seriously what was with the fucking charging in this movie)
"OH MY FUCKING GOD?! Bumblebee?!" Ratchet said.
Clank then started dodging Bumblebee, who then started smashing clank like what Hulk did with Loki in the first Avengers film.
Ratchet then saved Clank, who then blasted Bumblebee with his gun but Bumblebee punched Ratchet saying "PUNY RATCHET, IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU! Clank then started punching him, he kept punching him so much that he almost beated him to death but survived.
The fucking Ratchet variants, Sackboy, hiro, Boyfriend, Jimmy, pico, jax, and sly started beating the shit out of the Bumblebee. But he still survived.
Abby from oh god no Abby hatchers appeared "IMMA CATCH YOU" Abby said as he tried to catch him, but he was killed by Ratchet!
Thank God
Ernie appeared and started charging towards Kraven venom mandon web Morbius and the vulture, He kept dodging Morbius gun and kicked him in the face but venom shot him with his machine gun. making him slam to the ground and die.
at that moment, Bert appeared again, "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ERNIE?!" he screamed as he shot a massive rocket launcher at venom, but venom threw him into space, supposedly killing him.
Out of nowhere Porky Pig appeared and started rapping to the tune of the peggle theme song.
🎵Your fucking mom is a hoe, you can't denie it, Bumblebee is real and he is here, ernie just died, Mothra is racist, you are worse than Hitler, Jack has frozen meatballs, and bert is in space, Robert ramirez is dea-dea-dead, and so is Jax and daxter, sly copper, big hero 6, Littlebigplanet, Friday night funkin sucks, Ratchet is a re-re-tard.🎵
As soon as he was done, she screamed "RATCHET IS RACIST!!!!!!!" And begun a song, this time it was I Miss You by Blink-182.
🎵Hello, there, The angel from my nightmare, The shadow in the background of the morgue, The unsuspecting victim Of darkness in the valley, We can live like Jack and Sally if we want, Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night, we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends.🎵
This time it was so loud that I got scared that the police were gonna come to my house!
Ratchet then summoned girlfriend (which apparently her real name was cherry for some reason) elizabeth sofie luna peni "FEEL THE POWER OF MY DEMON POWERS!!!!!!!!" Girlfriend screamed, as she overcharge at Porky Pig, killing him instantly, but then Venom shot and killed Girlfriend elizabeth luna peni parker And sofie."NOOOOOO!!!" Elizabeth screamed as she peni girlfriend sofie and luna died.
Now this getting weird since I thought Luna got killed by ratchet and then she got killed by venom? Probably it was the Clone?
Then are you kidding me? glados from portal appeared bursted out of a nearby building.
"Fuck Heavy! he ruined my franchise!"
Glados said as a fucking 1000 foot brentv destroyed the Ratchetmobile.
"WHERE IS MY FUCKING SPONGEBOB POPSICLES?!"
Brenttv said.
"Hop on Ratchet! Let's get spongebob popsicles before he does!"
Glados said again, as Ratchet and clank hopped on to Glados and killed Brenttv, and got the SpongeBob popsicle.
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE DON FUCKING CARLTON FROM MONSTERS UNIVERSITY BURSTED FROM GLADOS THIGHS
"That’s the plan, huh?" said Don Carlton
"What the FUCK? Don Carlton?!?" yelled Ratchet and clank at the exact same time.
"That's right." Don Carlton said.
"Wait a minute, you're that guy from Monsters University!" Clank said.
"well yes" "but unfortunately I had to kill you from interrupting whole tire multiverses" said Don Carlton
"No no! Let's work together!" Said Ratchet
"Sure!" Don Carlton said.
THEN FUCKING DR LOBOTO FROM PSYCHONAUTS FUCKING BURSTED FROM THE COLUMBIA PICTURES LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHERE THE FUCK IS LILI ZANOTTO AND RAZPUTIN?!?!?!?!"
"You fell on them!"
Ratchet said.
Dr loboto then tried to fall on Ratchet, but Ratchet dodged him and he instead fell in a bomb, and died.
Venom mandon web kravin the Hunter the vulture and Morbius entered a portal and Ratchet, Clank, Jax, Daxter, Jimmy, Hiro, Pico, Sly, Don Carlton and Glados left Manhattan altogether.
Ratchet, Glados, Don Carlton and Clank then went to the reboot version of the planet of the apes universe and the koba rap played the Koba then appeared and started shooting at Ratchet, they then started rapping their song "THE GANG IS ON THE LOOSE, NOTHING YOU CAN DO, THE BEASTS ON THE MOVE ADD THE SNAKE THAT MAKES KOBA CREW" Ratchet then summoned luca who said, "MY NAME IS LUCA AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH MY FIST!" and killed the koba.
then they entered the Clerks universe and Jay and Slient Bob showed up and clank said "GET TO THE FUCKING PORTAL!!!!!!!!!" Penny Ronnie and Rocky then shot Dante at the store where Dante works at, then I Wish Godzilla Was Real by The Negative Nancy's started playing so loud it almost made my ears bleed, Penny Ronnie and Rocky then came out of the store and Tried to shoot Clank.
Captain qwark came back and punched them into a portal.
then a 600-foot Linda bursted from the ground.
"TIME TO FUCKING DIE BITCH"
Linda said as she tried shooting Ratchet.
but he survived!
DJ bear then sung, "Fifthteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand! If that money doesn't show, Then you owe me owe me owe!"
Then the Peacemaker appeared again and was somehow still alive and whipped out a copy of Bendy and the ink machine and threw it at Ratchet's face, nearly breaking his cat ass nose " BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE AGAIN?! HOW BOUT THE PLANET OF THE APES LOST FRONTIER FOR PLAYSTATION 4?!??!?!?!?" Ratchet said and then he threw his the planet of the apes lost frontier copy at Peacemaker.
"I WILL SUMMON WREN!!!!!!!!"
then out of fucking nowhere, Wren from the game, costume quest bursted from the ground "LISTEN UP MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S TIME TO DIE" "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WREN FUCKING CORNER?!?!" Ratchet said as he slapped wren in the face.
Wren then shot Ratchet with her robot costume
THEN REYNOLD AND EVERETT BURSTED FROM THE GROUND AND SHOT A GIANT BAZOOKA TOGETHER AT GRU
"WE ARE GONNA KILL YOU RATCHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK NO! NOT THEM!"
Ratchet said, as he whipped out the the planet of the Apes lost frontier copy and summoned luca AGAIN.
Luca then throwed some crust pizza at Reynold and everett.
"OH NO, WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!"
Reynold said as the two were sliced in half by luca.
Lucy appeared and became a scary fucking girl, but Ratchet instantly killed her and left the dimension.
once they got to their universe, it was apocalyptic, and Rusty Pete, Juanita Alvaro, Skidd McMarx, and the people (was from the movie including the crack in time game) where fighting for their lives, then Brody Foxx from the Yo Mama videos appeared and said YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE JOINED FORCES WITH VENOM TO SCARE THE CAPTAIN QWARK then Ratchet brutally killed Yo Mama.
He and Clank met face to face with Venom again.
The Peacemaker and linda then appeared and were attacking the city with Kraven the Hunter Morbius madom web and the vulture.
Ratchet and Clank then saw Phineas and freb,
Phineas then said "Hi Ratchet, my name's Phineas, and I hate you because you ripped off my game"which was stupid since Ratchet and clank came out before Phineas and freb 2th across the dimension. Considering high impact games was founded by a former insomniac games meaning they created the spin off to Ratchet and clank and they brought some inspirations of Ratchet & Clank then Bye Bye Babylon by Cyroshell started playing and Venom came back and punched Clank in the face.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FRIEND!!!!!!!" Ratchet said as he started beating the shit out of Megatron, then Clank shot Venom, punched him in his torso, and smashed him into the ground.
Ratchet and Clank then summoned a bunch of Ratchet variants and relatives again to fight them off.
A horde of symbiote charged at them back, and damaged 11 of the Ratchets, another 11 Ratchets killed 11 symbiote.
Bumblebee appeared again but this time he punched Clank back, they kept punching each so much, but Clank and Bumblebee begun a truce.
But then madom web appeared again and and punched Clank.
Clank then slapped madom web, who grabbed a pistol and shot it at Clank.
"ITS TIME TO DIE RATCHET'S FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She said
"LICK MY METAL ASS MAD-MO WEB!"
Clank said back.
Bumblebee then smashed Madom web and punched her 5 times.
Clank then threw the Chipmunks with grenades strapped on them at Madom web, they then burst into a disgusting mess of blood, gore, and censored chipmunks testicles.
"LOOKS LIKE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS BECAME MADOM WEB AND THE CHIPMUNKS!!!!!" Clank said.
Ratchet then appeared marching to venom.
"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME RATCHET" Venom said.
"YES I WILL!" Ratchet said back.
Suck it fox
The movie abruptly froze and the footage changed to Weird Al- yes, that's right, the cartoon weird al from the fucking intro of The Weird Al Show marching to Canadian store which winners.
What the actual fuck? How did The Weird Al Show had to do anything with this? Sony doesn't have rights to The Weird Al Show.
Al then got a bag full of items, and tried to leave without paying, when a worker (who is Blaze the fucking Cat from Sonic the Hedgehog) confronted him. She was clearly REALLY fucking pissed for some reason.
"What the FUCK?" Blaze screamed at Al. "You’re shoplifting, man!"
Blaze asked Al his name, before she punched him in the fucking face and yelled:
"What's YOUR fucking name, asshole? Vector?" she SCREAMED.
Al tried to explain that he wasn't trying to do drugs H-He doesn’t do drugs, but blaze just looked at the bag of items.
"What the FUCK are those?" Blaze started screaming at the bag of items. "shoplifting FUCKIN' items, dude? Your ass is in HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE trouble now."
"Oh yeah?" Al mocked. "Suck it fox."
He then pulled out a can of silly string and started spraying it all in Blaze’s face.
Al then looked at the screen, before uttering "I'm going to Disneyland."
Al then fled the scene, while Blaze was covered in this silly string.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" said Al.
And then it get back to The movie were Ratchet then tied srink Bessie and her friends all four of onto his Infinity Gauntlet, put a grenade inside the Infinity Gauntlet, put 4 other grenades into their asses and hurrled Bessie and her friends at Venom, killing all of them instantly.
"We did it Ratchet, Don, Glados and Bumblebee! we killed venom!" "Yes brother! we were able to beat that alien bitch and Bessie and her stupid friends!" then Peacemaker and linda fled and Rusty Pete, Skidd, Juanita Alvaro, the Ratchet variants and pico, jax, sly, Jay, Slient Bob, Glados, Don Carlton and everyone around them started fucking cheering as Ratchet and his friends started restoring the whole world.
But out of fucking nowhere, while Ratchet and clank were restoring the bridge, the Kraven appeared and threw a car.
TIME TO TASTE VENOMNUS BITCH! He said as he whipped out a giant bazooka built into him and shot Ratchet down.
"ITS FUCKING MORBIN TIME BITCH" said Morbius who also whipped out a fuckin Bazooka
WE GOTTA STOP THIS BITCH, YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASS HUNTER THEME DOCTOR PHIL LOOKING ASSHOLE!
Clank said, NO CLANK! Ratchet said back as he slapped clank in the face.
That wasn't clank, that was the fucking the vulture.
HA HA! Kraven said. YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Ratchet then came back onto his Jetpack as he started shooting at both Kraven and Morbius.
"YOU can't stop me bitch!"
Ratchet hallored.
Kraven started throwing a bunch of cars at Ratchet, and one of them hit Ratchet's jetpack. Morbius pull the trigger on the Bazooka that almost killed Ratchet
Erine appeared again and was somehow still alive, and was holding on to a car that had clank and Biden in it, you know something, I fucking hate Biden.
There he is! Ratchet said.
Ratchet then started beating the shit out both Kraven and Morbius, as massive explosions came everywhere.
"You'll feel my infinite wrath, you'll feel my impossible might, you'll feel my destiny, you'll feel my shocking fate, you'll feel my Ratcheticide, THIS IS MY ULTIMATE RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ratchet said as he grabbed a barrel with bomb inside it, strapped to his back, and ran to both Kraven and Morbius, sacrificing himself, but saving the whole world.
"RATCHET! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Clank said as he mourned the lost of his friend.
Then, out of fucking nowhere it cut to a scene supposedly from the game rayman origins, where Globox rescued betlita, and kisses betlita, they then…….. had sex, I was uncomfortable hearing betlita's moaning and globox saying "oh yeah” and "lemme get that ass", rayman origins porn went on for 20 fucking minutes until it finally went back to Ratchet and Clank.
Ratchet appeared from the ashes, fully undamaged. "RATCHET!" Clank screamed.
"CLANK!"
Ratchet said.
"I’m so glad you’re still alive!."
Don’t worry buddy, I’ll never leave you. Ratchet said back.
I’m so glad about that!.
The film then started playing What I've Done by Linkin Park and then Optimus fucking Prime's voice appeared.
"With the sinister six gone, we cannot return life to our planet. But fate has yielded it's reward, a new world to call home. We live among it's people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are world's apart, like us, there is more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here, we are waiting."
then the credits rolled with The still image of Ratchet standing from the game while season song (which i ment the song that played the end of 28 days later) played and dumb names of people like seth poorgan and shit.
What you thought lucy from costume quest gonna twerk in the credits
No
So anyways now its fucking time for the post credit scene.
it opened with Ratchet saying he wants to get his jionmion giggalasnack, then Bubsy bursted from the ground. and shot a Nintendo SuperScope at Ratchet!
"Laugh" bubsy laughed.
Did you just fucking do that????? Ratchet said as he starting fucking chopping everything.
"Go Ratchet It Booty Bitchs!" He said, as he ripped bubsy's head off.
What the fuck was the point of that?
But anyways, I was very pissed off by this movie, this wasn't Ratchet and Clank, this feels more like some fanfic you'd find on the internet, Sony or Playstation didn't own the rights to Transformers, legend of Zelda, super mario, peggle, costume quest, Friday night funkin, Godzilla, M&M's, Abby hatchers, planet of the apes, looney tunes, the Peacemaker, Phineas and freb, the Yo Mama videos, Sonic the hedgehog, where the wild things are, Monsters University, the Weird Al show, sesame street, mighty B, the ZhuZhus pets, Happy Feet, busby, Rayman, portal, big hero 6, psychonauts, sage, five nights at freddy's or the Simpsons! but they did have the rights to use Littlebigplanet Spider-Man jax and daxter and Sly Cooper so I kinda doubt it is a parody.
after that, the trailer was released IMMEDIATELY after the movie ended.
I found out that Sony sent a copy to Amazon.
i then sold the disc to my neighbor.
anyways I'm going back to looking up princess aurora porn, bye.