(Narrated by Riggy The Rabbit Monkey)
Me, Danno, and Rory were minding our business when suddenly, a package was next to us.
The package had strawberries on it.
”What even is that?” I asked my creator, Danno.
”Not sure, but you should open it.” Danno told me.
I Then Opened It and inside it was a Strawberry Shortcake’s Berry Bitty Adventures DVD.
The DVD was named ‘Strawberry Shortcake’s Berry Bitty Adventures: Rocking with Strawberry and Friends!”.
The Cover Had Strawberry and her friends rocking on the marketplace stage.
”Look, it’s a Strawberry Shortcake DVD!” I said.
”I like the show.” Rory said.
We went to the TV and I placed the disc into the player and it started with the Hasbro logo, but it was off.
The Logo Was Grey, And Once The Firework Exploded A Scream was heard.
After the logo, it went to DVD previews from past shows from The Hub.
After the previews, it went to the menu.
The menu had the same one as the cover.
I pressed Play All.
The episodes played in this order were:
1: Berry Best Berryfest Princess
2: The Berry Long Winter
3: The Berry Scary Fun Adventure
4: Dance Puppy Dance
After the episodes played, there was a warning which took place in a pink background:
”WARNING! This episode was made by a former member of Hasbro named Clenny Brown. Parents were angry when they saw this episode and it never got to air on The Hub due to its outcome. This also contains content which is not suitable for kids. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.”
”Let’s see what he had planned.” I said.
It Then cut to the theme song, but it was different.
The show’s logo was in shades of blue and the text was white in a heavy metal font.
The sky was nighttime, and the music playing was a heavy metal band version of the theme song.
After the intro, the episode started with Strawberry and her friends going to a building with smooth jazz.
”Wow, girls.” Strawberry said. “We must be going to a smooth jazz concert.”
“I know, right?” Blueberry questioned.
”I can’t wait to see what they have in store!” Cherry said in excitement.
Once they got to the “smooth jazz concert”, they saw something shocking.
There were people throwing things at each other and there were loud noises of them.
”Wait a sec!” Raspberry gasped. “This doesn’t look like a smooth jazz concert!”
”That’s why they’re here.” Orange said. “This is where the smooth jazz is going to be.”
”We might get a bad feeling about this.” Lemon muttered.
”Let’s just stick around.” Plum said. “At least they’re gonna play what’s good.”
The band began to play a song called ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’ by Twisted Sister.
“Never mind.” A devastated Cherry said.
The girls covered their ears from how loud the music was.
”MAKE IT STOP!!!” Strawberry shouted.
”IT’S SO LOUD AND NOISY!!!” Lemon agreed.
”This isn’t smooth girls!” Orange said. “It’s rough!”
Suddenly, Strawberry and her friends began transforming.
“What… is… HAPPENING TO US?!” Strawberry whimpered.
Strawberry and her friends then became heavy metal versions.
Strawberry now had her shirt black, the strawberry on her shirt was replaced with a skull, she had shades of blue glasses on, and her pants and shoes were grey.
Blueberry now had shades of sunglasses on, her shirt was black, her pants were black with red lines and her shoes were crimson.
Lemon now had her hair black, she had a heavy metal outfit and she had Gene Simmons’ makeup.
Orange now had her skin pale, she had her shades of sunglasses black, and her clothes were in shades of red and black.
Plum now had a mohawk, she had a grey shirt, her pants were red and her shoes were gunmetal.
Raspberry now had shades of sunglasses, she had a black tank top with text saying “ROCK ON!”, and her pants and shoes were in shades of black and blue.
Cherry now had a hat with a skull on it, her hair was black, she had shades of sunglasses and she had a heavy metal outfit.
The girls decided to go heavy metal:
”WE ARE SO READY TO ROCK THIS CITY!” Strawberry yelled.
”YEAH!” The 6 Girls Said.
They then placed their hands in for a chant and cheered this together:
”NO ONE WILL STOP US NOW!”
The girls threw their hands in the air and yelled “YEAH!”.
It then cut to Huckleberry Pie and Tom-Tom looking at the night sky.
”Wow, Tom-Tom, it’s beautiful out here!” Huckleberry said.
”Yep, it is!” Tom-Tom spoke, in the voice of Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog.
We Were Shocked to hear Tom-Tom speak.
”Tom-Tom, I didn’t know you could talk!” Huckleberry said.
”I mean, I just did!” Tom-Tom said.
Just Then the girls came into the shot.
”Hey there, Huck!” Strawberry greeted.
”Strawberry?” Huckleberry asked. “What happened to you?”
”Me and my friends have fallen into the heavy metal side!” Strawberry said.
Just Then The Girls Got out their instruments and played “The Resistance” by Skillet really loudly.
They Both Covered their ears and screamed from how loud the music was.
Just Then Their Heads Exploded To Blood.
It Then cutted to Mr. Longface.
Just then, the girls walked to him.
”Girls?” Mr. Longface asked. “Is that you?”
”Yes!” Cherry said.
”Then what happened to you?” Mr. Longface questioned.
”We have gone heavy metal!” Blueberry said.
”WHAT?!” Mr. Longface gasped.
The girls got out their instruments and played Slipknot’s song “The Devil in I”.
Mr. Longface Covered his ears and screamed because of how loud the music was.
Just Then his head exploded with blood everywhere.
It then cut to Berrykin Bloom minding his business.
Just then, the girls teleported in front of him.
“Hello, Berrykin Bloom.” Lemon sinisterly greeted.
”Hey, girls!” Berrykin Bloom greeted. “You 7 look different.”
”That’s why we have fallen into the heavy metal inside!” Cherry said.
”WHAT THE FUCK?!” Berrykin Bloom panicked.
We Were shocked to hear a character curse in the show.
Just Then the girls played the song called “Little Boy, You’re Going to Hell” from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
He Covered his ears and screamed due to how loud the music was.
His Head then exploded to blood.
”LET’S ROCK THIS CITY!” Strawberry screamed.
It Then Shows A Montage Of the 7 girls killing everyone else with their instruments.
It then cut to the girls going to the Berry Bitty City marketplace.
”Let’s use this laptop to transform it into a heavy metal stage!” Strawberry said as she began hacking.
The stage now had dark blue colors on it, and there were loud speakers. The curtains were also black.
Strawberry and her friends turned to the camera.
”And you, you’re going to sleep with one eye open!” Strawbrry spoke.
Just Then They Started to play their instruments loudly.
It Then Faded To Black.
The Credits Then Began To Play But The Background Was Replaced With the 7 girls still playing their instruments, and the song replacing the theme song was their cover of “Down with the Sickness” by disturbed.
The Logos Then Came Up But They Were Also Off.
The Moonscoop logo came up, but the moon was grey, and the text was in the heavy metal font.
The American Greetings logo came up, but the background was dark blue, the guy was a heavy metal rocker, he has a electric guitar instead of a wand in his hand, and instead of him transforming in to the flower, he screamed like a heavy metal rocker singing “BABY, DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR!”
After The Logos It Took Us Back To The Menu.
We Were So Scared After The Menu, So I Took Out The Disc And Broke It With A Sledgehammer.
I Will Never See Strawberry Shortcake The Same Way Ever Again.
(The End)